*~*Love Note: Drew to Jenny – Troubles and Treats by Tara Sivec*~*

Title:  Troubles and Treats (Chocolate Lovers Book #3)

By:  Tara Sivec

Genre:   Contemporary Romance

 

 

Drew and Jenny have spent years being the envy of their friends with their out of control sex lives – well, not really. Mostly it makes their friends want to throw up in their mouths a little.

With two little kids and two busy lives, for the first time, Drew and Jenny aren’t on the same page in the bedroom. Drew will stop at nothing to get his previously amorous wife back in the sack, and Jenny will do anything for a full night of sleep.

Carter and Claire, and Jim and Liz are their usual (un)helpful selves and are full of advice for the discontented duo, wanting nothing more than to help restore order to the usually happy couple’s lives.

In the third and final installment of the Chocolate Lovers Series, will Drew and Jenny find the spark that’s been missing in their marriage, or will the trouble they’re having cause a stickier situation than the time Jenny poured honey all over Drew and he fused himself to a tree?

You HAVE to read this series in order to completely appreciate it – plus these are just flat out the funniest books you will ever read.

Title:  Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers Book #1)

By:  Tara Sivec

Genre:   Contemporary Romance

 

Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he’s asleep) toddler a better life.

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

With Carter’s undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire’s panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning: contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

 

 

Title:  Futures and Frosting (Chocolate Lovers Book #2)

By:  Tara Sivec

Genre:   Contemporary Romance

 

Carter, Claire and Gavin have formed the perfect little family. Their friends are getting married and everyone is growing up, maturing and ready to face the future. Or are they?

From bachelorette party hell, porn addictions, dinner roll baseball and botched wedding proposals to finding out everyone’s extended family is chock full of crazy, Carter and Claire begin to question the strength of the ties that bind them. Unfortunately, these ties have nothing to do with fuzzy handcuffs and everything to do with the mounting differences between them.

Will their friends make a mess of things with their inappropriate comments and need to know everything, or will they convince the couple that happily-ever-after sometimes really can start with beer pong?

 

 

 

This!  Just…yes!  Like…a million times yes!  Drew + Jenny = abundant hilariousness.  Enjoy!

 

Keep reading to see the full Love Note!

Drew:     “Roses are red, violets are blue…I like it when you suck my balls.”

Jenny:    “That doesn’t have rhythm. Shouldn’t a greeting card have rhythm?”

Drew:    “I think you mean it doesn’t rhyme, babe. And hey, Hallmark never gave me any specifics when they told me to come up with a few Valentine’s Day greeting card ideas.”

Jenny:   “I like it when I read a Valentine’s Day card and it’s sweet and has words that sound alike. Box, socks, rocks, celery…”

Drew:    “Fine. How about this one: ‘Roses are red, violets are blue, you give great head, so I’m not sick of you.  Yet.’”

Jenny:    “These cards are supposed to be sweet and romantic, Drew.”

Drew:    “Dude, blowjobs are TOTALLY romantic. Did you know that 100% of men questioned said they would rather go through life with no arms than live without blowjobs?”

Jenny:    “Let me guess, you only asked yourself this question?”

Drew:   “Yes. And it was unanimous. Okay, how about this one: ‘Happy Valentine’s Day. You are the wind beneath my wings, you give light to my day and you didn’t punch me in the neck when I accidentally gave you anal. I love you.’”

Jenny:  “Better. Keep going, this is turning me on.”

Drew:   “All right, I think I have a winner: ‘Happy Valentine’s Day to the hottest bitch I know. I like it when you suck my toe, it makes my meat whistle grow. Take your clothes off and get into bed, then stick your feet behind your head.’”

Jenny:    “I hope Hallmark gives awards for best Valentine’s Day cards ever, because that one’s a winner. Now, take your pants off.”

Drew:   “Can we try that thing again with the conversation hearts, stuffed bear and candle wax?”

Jenny:   “Fine, but make sure to grab the fire extinguisher. I didn’t like the sound of my pubic hair sizzling last time.”

 

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Tara Sivec is a wife, mom, chauffeur, cheerleading coach, soccer coach, babysitter, short­order cook, genius and albino squirrel hunter. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two kids. In her spare time she likes read, write and cover things in chocolate. Most of her material comes from real life experiences with family and friends. Lucky for them, the names have been changed to protect the innocent (aka, drunk).

Tara also writes under the pen name T.E. Sivec where she can be serious, suspenseful and not at all funny.