~Mischa~
I made a conscious decision to cheat on my husband.
Now, before you judge me, hear my story. Hear how much I’m like you, how similar my thoughts are to your own. Yes, I’m a horrible person. Yes, I’ve done horrible things. Yes, I don’t deserve forgiveness. Yes, bad things happened because of my actions.
But I’m willing to bet I’ve done things that maybe, just maybe, you have thought of doing.
Maybe, just maybe, you’re not as innocent as you like to think.
Or maybe I’m not so guilty …
WARNING: This book involves CHEATING. The word AFFAIR is in the title. The main character has an AFFAIR. In the synopsis (directly above), she states that she intentionally has an AFFAIR. If you don’t like CHEATING, then you have been VERY WELL warned. Also, this book is primarily written in the third-person narrative.
Oh I love how playful Tal is… 😉
Keep reading to see the full Love Note!
Mischa,
It’s Valentine’s Day. I had all these plans. I was gonna wake up, make you breakfast in bed, then take you downtown so we could get lost in the alleyways and back streets and you could let me take advantage of you in some dark corner. But then I was watching you sleep, and I started thinking about all the time that’s passed. How different life is, how much better, how much fun we’ve had.
Let’s have some more fun.
VALENTINE’S DAY SCAVENGER HUNT:
I have taken ALL your underwear. Even the very scary “laundry day” pair. Want them all back? Come find them.
I’ve left you clues. Follow them correctly to their locations. Each new spot will have a new clue, AND some of your underwear. Better hurry, Trevi fountain is packed by noon, so unless you want everyone to see that red lacy pair of panties hanging from the papal coat of arms, you’d better get down there.
I’ll be waiting for you at the last spot, IF you can find me. You know how easily distracted I am, so don’t keep me waiting too long. It’s a very special place and I have more plans for us afterwards, so be quick!
RULES:
You can’t ask for help – use that Italian you’ve been learning!
If you quit, don’t bother calling me – I don’t spend holidays with quitters, but I do make A LOT of fun of them when I get home.
You can’t put any of the underwear on – remember, I see everything.
You have to love me forever, no matter what – even when I make you play ridiculous games really early in the morning.
That’s it. What are you waiting for? Come find me.
– Tal
Crazy woman living in an undisclosed location in Alaska (where the need for a creative mind is a necessity!), I have been writing since …, forever? Yeah, that sounds about right. I have been told that I remind people of Lucille Ball – I also see shades of Jennifer Saunders, and Denis Leary. So basically, I laugh a lot, I’m clumsy a lot, and I say the F-word A LOT.
I like dogs more than I like most people, and I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t drink. No, I do not live in an igloo, and no, the sun does not set for six months out of the year, there’s your Alaska lesson for the day. I have mermaid hair – both a curse and a blessing – and most of the time I talk so fast, even I can’t understand me.
Yeah. I think that about sums me up.
This is perfectly Tal! Love it.