*~*Love Note: Marc to Madison – Screwmates by Kayti McGee*~*

 I knew from the first time I saw Marc Kirby that I was screwed.

Big eyes, scruffy face, brown curls – yes, yes, and yes. The man is wicked hot.

He’s also my roommate, and since I work nights and he’s at class all day – it’s like living alone at half the rent.

Then an unexpected night off turns into an unexpected morning in Marc’s bed, but it turns out we can’t even figure out the screwing.

This is not great news for Marc who’s going on a “bangcation” at the end of the summer – a whole month in France that he’s planned to spend getting busy with the women of Paris.

It’s also not great news for me for obvious reasons.

With both of us needing work on our skills, there’s only one logical solution to our predicament.

Told you I was screwed.

TO: [email protected]

FROM: [email protected]

RE: VDAY 

Dear Madison,

     It’s not going to come as a surprise to you to discover I bought you a new set of Prismacolor colored pencils for Valentine’s Day. The reason it is not a surprise, is that you know perfectly well I follow your webcomic and that was the gift Maddy received from Markus in today’s episode.

     I did appreciate the strong hint.

     What I am hoping to surprise you with is the wine I bought for dinner tonight (French, naturally) because, Madison, I went to an actual wine store that wasn’t the shelf in Booze4Less. I was nearly laughed out of town when I asked for our customary big bottle of Flip-Flop. Did you know that wine is considered swill by experts?

     It was a surprise to me too. So get off Tumblr, come out to the living room, and please be wearing underwear that doesn’t feature Captain America this time.

     I can’t handle the way he stares up from your butt while I’m trying to ogle you. Quite unsettling.

     Happy Valentine’s Day,

     Your Screwmate Marc