A wrong number is supposed to be just that—a wrong number.
Delete. Done.
Do not continue to text. Do not flirt.
A wrong number shouldn’t be the first person on your mind in the morning, or the last at night…and you’re definitely not supposed to talk them into buying a baby goat.
Because that would be weird.
When Zach Hastings and I get into a wrong-number mix-up, we don’t follow the rules. We keep texting and flirting, because he’s wicked funny and perfectly nerdy and a wonderful distraction.
I’m not looking for love, and Zach definitely had the wrong number.
But maybe…
Maybe he’s the right guy.
A standalone romantic comedy.
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ROOMMATE WANTED
Chicks or dudes welcome!
Looking for a new roomie? I have a place for you! Like your music loud? I own headphones. Enjoy having late-night guests over? Again, headphones. Want someone to help pay the bills? Do the dishes? Take out the trash? You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours (metaphorically, of course).
Check us out, getting along already.
Must be able to pay first and last month’s rent up front.
Must be okay with Breakfast & Beats.
No dogs.
No trying to sleep with me.
Two bedrooms. One bathroom.
$350/month plus electricity.If interested, email ineedarobin@gmail.com.
P.S. Wiener pics sent directly to my grandmother. Don’t do that crap to her.This book does feature characters from Let’s Get Textual but can be read as a standalone as the book does not follow the same timeline.
“Hi Monty. Wanna see my python?”
That’s how I ended up in the bathroom of some dive bar with a stranger.
Me, Monty Andrews, the quintessential virgin girl next door.
I was so out of my element, but there was no denying our explosive attraction, even via text.
Commence Operation Bang Each Other Out of Our Systems, because that was all it was—unfinished business.
I had no intention of falling back into the sheets with the tattooed, muscly, dirty-in-the-best-kind-of-way single dad over and over again…but I did.
Everything was going great—until we discovered I was his son’s teacher.
This book does feature characters from Let’s Get Textual & I Wanna Text You Up but can be read as a standalone, as the book does not follow the same timeline.
A second-chance romcom.
I love you, he said.
Forever, he said.
Turns out, he lied.When he leaves me high and dry after a cross-country move, I push him out of my life as much as I can, which is hard to do when the guy who broke your heart also happens to be the most famous dude in town.
After a disastrous year, he’s aiming to rehab his reputation, and I just so happen to be aiming for a promotion at the paper.
So, we strike a deal, and it’s a win-win all around.
Besides, what’s the harm in a few dates to charity galas anyway?
He’s arrogant, a total jerk. There’s no way I’ll fall for him…again.
I used to love him. Now I hate him…I think.
Could Zach be any cuter?!?!?
Keep reading to see the full Love Note!
My Forever,
When I first met you, I admit, I was nervous. What if things didn’t work out? What if we weren’t a good match? What if…what if what we had was just a one-time thing and the connection we seemed to share was too good to be true?
I didn’t want any of that. I wanted a forever.
You…you proved me wrong, blazing into my life like this perfect storm of sweet and spice. You replaced everything I thought I had loved before, making me rethink so many things from my past.
It’s scary sometimes, the connection we have. It’s also the greatest adventure of my life, and I feel so lucky to have you.
You’re my perfect companion.
My match.
My beginning.
My end.
You, ranch dressing, are my forever.
Always,
Zach
P.S. Don’t worry, Delia, there’s still room for you in my heart…most days—especially today because have you seen the way your ass looks in those jeans?
I’m a Missouri-raised gal, but currently live in North Carolina with my US Marine husband and 8-year-old Miniature Pinscher. I spend my days begging him for a cat, and I survive off coffee, pizza, and sarcasm. When I’m not writing, you can find me binge-watching various TV shows, especially Supernatural and One Tree Hill. I like cold weather, buy more paperbacks than I’ll ever read, and I never say no to brownies.
Jennifer Shiflett says
I don’t know that I could love Zach any harder than I already do. He’s my favorite!
Sarah Maramo says
Zach is definitely one of my favorites ❤
Katie says
And this is why Zach is my favorite 😂😍❤️
Chanel says
Zach is awesome!