I have a long history of dating the wrong men.
You know the ones I’m talking about.
The beautiful, charming guys who are quite literally too good to be true.
The ones who are impulsive in love and prefer short flings over long-term relationships.I’m talking about the jerks.
The guys who taste so good, but are so very bad.
After going through the most ridiculous breakup in the history of breakups, I thought I’d learned my lesson. I officially put myself into jerk rehab and committed to changing my ways.
But, let’s be real here, love is never that easy.
Especially when an arrogant, charming, he-devil of a sexy alpha man gets involved.
Aussie accent.
Tanned skin.
Muscular, surfer bod.
Gorgeous brown eyes.
And the kind of sexy smile that brings women to their knees.Oh, did I mention that he’s also my best friend’s brother?
Yeah. This story, my story, it’s a real doozy you guys.
The day I stopped falling for jerks, I met Oliver Arsen—the biggest jerk of all.
My name is Oliver Arsen, but my mates call me Ollie.
I live hard and love harder, and it’s love that usually gets me in the most trouble.
According to the greater population, I’m the ultimate jerk.
My affection tends to be short-lived—a quality I’ve been assured multiple times by the fairer sex isn’t becoming—and the leaving part of loving and leaving has always come natural.
At least, it used to.
Until her.
Luciana Wright.
She’s an American bombshell and my sister’s best friend—a woman so wrong for
me, it’s written in the waves.And she’s the reason we’re all here.
The reason I have to go back to explain how it all went wrong.
Ollie’s note is pure gold…
Keep reading to see the full Love Note!
Hey, Luck.
[laughs]
Yep. You guessed it, love. I’m podcasting my Valentine’s Day message for old time’s sake, and yes, I waited until you were in the shower to record it so you wouldn’t be able to listen.
I’ve never actually written a love note to a sheila before, but I imagine it’s supposed to go something like this.
I love you and your ridiculous outfits just as much as the day I met you.
[laughs]
Right, okay, so maybe not the first day, but pretty shortly after that. As you know, I fell for you a whole lot sooner than either of us expected, and I’ve never regretted it for a minute.
The heartache, the public embarrassment…the fact that I still get my blimey balls busted over my shameless cry for your love…it’s all worth it, doll.
Happy Valentine’s Day, this year and always. Truth is, I haven’t been the same since the day the jerk started falling. You wrecked this bastard’s heart in the best way.
Now, I need to keep this podcast short and sweet because the idea of you in the shower is too much for me to resist…
[pauses and chuckles]
So, I’ll finish with just one thing…I am completely yours, love.
Completely yours.
A secret duo of romance authors team up under the New York Times and USA Today Bestselling pseudonym Max Monroe to bring you sexy, laugh-out-loud reads.
Max Monroe is the New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author of more than ten contemporary romance titles. Favorite writing partners and long time friends, Max and Monroe strive to live and write all the fun, sexy swoon so often missing from their Facebook newsfeed. Sarcastic by nature, their two writing souls feel like they’ve found their other half. This is their most favorite adventure thus far.
Valerie says
I love Max Monroe, and I loved this duet. Ollie’s book was so very swoony, and this quote is just…gah! *_*